Just so you know
Sexclaus is coming to town
and when he does,
he is soooooooo going down my chimney
not once, not thrice, but over and over again
'Sexclaus'
lets do the maths........
fcuking my brains out = Sex
going down my 'chimney', deliverin' my goodies and making my christmas come early = Claus
so Sexclaus
Johhny Teabag upstairs aint got shit on you.
so bye bye Pink Rabbit
The End of 389 days of celibacy.
43 comments:
Hmmm, sounds like someone is about to get some!!!
But 376 days....omo, u try oh!
MAke sure u come back here and give a detailed account of Sexclaus's arrival and performance!
LMAO @ bye-bye pink rabbit!
u're crazy! lol!
lol @ izchif and a detailed account. Poor pink rabbit!...hehe Take it EZ oh!...lol
x!
And I just had a wonderful imagine of the pink rabbit flying out the window...Eh yah...poor poor thing...Bob-ij is right though, biko take it easy...and be safe :)
When he's done with you send him my way boo too!!!!
Well done on celibacy no be easy trust me on that same boat @ the moment..lol...
Hope you good though girl xxx
and i made it to top 5!!!yay
o...k! now I'm scared for Sexclaus!
Miss DM, u are just a nutcase!
lol...looky here...Miss DM is going to ride the waves of passion...hurray for u!!!
i hope that sexclaus knows he is in for a marathon session o! he better be fit...an unfit fatty with no stamina could get stuck in that chimney ;-P
p.s
i know that was gross so excuse me sha =)
Poor/lucky Sexclaus (as the case may be). 'Hope he knows what's cuming (pun intended).;)
lol.
HOPE HE KNOWS WATS CUMIN? LMAO!
nice one poetic...
Babes hw did u do it? A year wivout shagging? Teach me ur ways oh wise one..
LOL..
You are nuts. 389 days? you deserve a medal! Anyhoos as there seems to be a drought in Blogsville share the love.
LOL!
Are you serious?
Why now?
* evil laughter*****
Job well done though
Wow! Sexclaus berra come prepared. If he don't, he ain't gonna know what hit him! lol Have fun, be safe, and pls come and tell us all about it!
LMAO!
worrrrrrrrrrrd??????
That post picture is doing me strong thing maan!
Its even made me forget my carefully constructed comment!
Oh I remember now! 376 days??!! Dang gurl!
SexClaus better delievers BIG TIME!!!
Then...
You come back and gist us blow by blow... (No pun intended) hehehe!!
OMG, somebody is about to unleash terror...hope you dont get 'burned'...*wink*
PS: i hope you know, self gratification nullifies celibacy count...???
389 days?! Woman we need to find you a more permanent solution, not this periodic Sexclaus! Maybe something in the shape & form of a HUSBAND.
But in the end, you will make do with what you get so gurl you need to GET IT!!!!! LOL, get it as many times as you can.
LOL, don't kill d poor guy with all the accumulated agro of 376 days without.
LOL
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u try o......berra wear protection if not na twins o.lol
gen gen...you try o!!!
poor rabbit, lol!!!!!
lol; does he know what he is coming for. abeg pity him.
Double the protection o. We don't want no little Miss definitely maybes running all over the blog floor. lol. Seriously, that celibacy period was long. Over a year without . . . Omo, you try o. Guess you simply locked it up and threw away the key. So where did you find it? You're one crazily funny person, you know. How you doing?
Sexclaus is in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!
enjoy!!!!!!!
at least someone is getting some..enjoy yourself xxxx
fun fun fun! good job on being celibate for that long....
where art thou?
And why cant I be the Sexclaus? If he didnt show up Holla! lol
my goodness you!
UN-leash the dragon
ps: a thot...does the chimney shrink in girth after such long length of no-use and all that 'smoking heat'? ...Just wondering
hahahaha....he needs to come to my town too.....
really cute, how are you girlie?
Na wa for this sexclause visit...where u @ sweetie?
LMAO!
Miss DM u r def horny!
Sexclaus is definitely keeping you busy I see!!!...come and update please xxx
I just left my footprint here, did sexclause leave his there? Lol!
(Pun Intended)
How have you been?
lol that poem was good though lol and freaky like i like it
389? gurl...good for u...u need the reward!
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