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MY MOTHER'S CHILD

'I live in a space inside my head,a cluttered space crammed with random thoughts about life, love and the struggle of being a 27yr old african woman trying to 'find' herself but losing her self in the process.I always vowed when I was growing up that I would do things differently from my mother. As the years have gone by I find myself modelling my life on the woman I thought I wasn't strong enough to become,'(If you ever have the chance to meet my mother even once, to be given the chance to be half the woman my mother is, you will know that you have been truly blessed) Finally I have had to embrace the fact, that I'm nothing but My Mother's Child....

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Sexclaus is coming to town .............

Just so you know

Sexclaus is coming to town

and when he does,

he is soooooooo going down my chimney

not once, not thrice, but over and over again

'Sexclaus'

lets do the maths........

fcuking my brains out = Sex

going down my 'chimney', deliverin' my goodies and making my christmas come early = Claus

so Sexclaus

Johhny Teabag upstairs aint got shit on you.

so bye bye Pink Rabbit

The End of 389 days of celibacy.

43 comments:

mizchif said...

Hmmm, sounds like someone is about to get some!!!
But 376 days....omo, u try oh!

MAke sure u come back here and give a detailed account of Sexclaus's arrival and performance!

LMAO @ bye-bye pink rabbit!

Tigeress said...

u're crazy! lol!

bob-ij said...

lol @ izchif and a detailed account. Poor pink rabbit!...hehe Take it EZ oh!...lol

x!

Lolia said...

And I just had a wonderful imagine of the pink rabbit flying out the window...Eh yah...poor poor thing...Bob-ij is right though, biko take it easy...and be safe :)

ShonaVixen said...

When he's done with you send him my way boo too!!!!
Well done on celibacy no be easy trust me on that same boat @ the moment..lol...
Hope you good though girl xxx

ShonaVixen said...

and i made it to top 5!!!yay

bumight said...

o...k! now I'm scared for Sexclaus!

Smaragd said...

Miss DM, u are just a nutcase!

Shubby Doo said...

lol...looky here...Miss DM is going to ride the waves of passion...hurray for u!!!

i hope that sexclaus knows he is in for a marathon session o! he better be fit...an unfit fatty with no stamina could get stuck in that chimney ;-P

p.s
i know that was gross so excuse me sha =)

poeticallytinted said...

Poor/lucky Sexclaus (as the case may be). 'Hope he knows what's cuming (pun intended).;)
lol.

Qube The Wordsmith said...

HOPE HE KNOWS WATS CUMIN? LMAO!
nice one poetic...

Babes hw did u do it? A year wivout shagging? Teach me ur ways oh wise one..

doll said...

LOL..

LusciousRon said...

You are nuts. 389 days? you deserve a medal! Anyhoos as there seems to be a drought in Blogsville share the love.

~Sirius~ said...

LOL!
Are you serious?

Why now?
* evil laughter*****

Job well done though

Nefertiti said...

Wow! Sexclaus berra come prepared. If he don't, he ain't gonna know what hit him! lol Have fun, be safe, and pls come and tell us all about it!

Ms.O said...

LMAO!

Buttercup said...

worrrrrrrrrrrd??????

Confessions of a London gal said...

That post picture is doing me strong thing maan!

Its even made me forget my carefully constructed comment!

Confessions of a London gal said...

Oh I remember now! 376 days??!! Dang gurl!

SexClaus better delievers BIG TIME!!!

Then...

You come back and gist us blow by blow... (No pun intended) hehehe!!

bArOquE said...

OMG, somebody is about to unleash terror...hope you dont get 'burned'...*wink*

PS: i hope you know, self gratification nullifies celibacy count...???

AnyaPosh said...

389 days?! Woman we need to find you a more permanent solution, not this periodic Sexclaus! Maybe something in the shape & form of a HUSBAND.
But in the end, you will make do with what you get so gurl you need to GET IT!!!!! LOL, get it as many times as you can.

Jayla. said...

LOL, don't kill d poor guy with all the accumulated agro of 376 days without.

LOL

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Jaguda said...

u try o......berra wear protection if not na twins o.lol

NaijaBabe said...

gen gen...you try o!!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

poor rabbit, lol!!!!!

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

lol; does he know what he is coming for. abeg pity him.

Geebee said...
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Geebee said...

Double the protection o. We don't want no little Miss definitely maybes running all over the blog floor. lol. Seriously, that celibacy period was long. Over a year without . . . Omo, you try o. Guess you simply locked it up and threw away the key. So where did you find it? You're one crazily funny person, you know. How you doing?

ibiluv said...

Sexclaus is in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!

enjoy!!!!!!!

wordmerchant said...

at least someone is getting some..enjoy yourself xxxx

Naked soul said...

fun fun fun! good job on being celibate for that long....

Tigeress said...

where art thou?

The Invisible Man said...

And why cant I be the Sexclaus? If he didnt show up Holla! lol

lulu said...

my goodness you!

ManCee said...

UN-leash the dragon

ps: a thot...does the chimney shrink in girth after such long length of no-use and all that 'smoking heat'? ...Just wondering

Oyin said...

hahahaha....he needs to come to my town too.....

really cute, how are you girlie?

Shubby Doo said...

Na wa for this sexclause visit...where u @ sweetie?

NigerianDramaQueen said...

LMAO!
Miss DM u r def horny!

ShonaVixen said...

Sexclaus is definitely keeping you busy I see!!!...come and update please xxx

Dammy said...

I just left my footprint here, did sexclause leave his there? Lol!
(Pun Intended)

How have you been?

Notion said...

lol that poem was good though lol and freaky like i like it

Just...Toluwa said...

389? gurl...good for u...u need the reward!