This past weekend, I almost got laid..........
BUT
Almost Doesn't Count, Right?????
well in this instance
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or is this........................
the beginning...............
10 months ago
MY MOTHER'S CHILD
'I live in a space inside my head,a cluttered space crammed with random thoughts about life, love and the struggle of being a 27yr old african woman trying to 'find' herself but losing her self in the process.I always vowed when I was growing up that I would do things differently from my mother. As the years have gone by I find myself modelling my life on the woman I thought I wasn't strong enough to become,'(If you ever have the chance to meet my mother even once, to be given the chance to be half the woman my mother is, you will know that you have been truly blessed) Finally I have had to embrace the fact, that I'm nothing but My Mother's Child....
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Almost Doesn't Count ..........
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Miss Definitely Maybe at 20:32
Labels: The beginning of the end
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ALMOST...HAHAHAHHA....almost doesn't count
p.s
er..erm...*coughs*...I am sure it is just the start of something beautiful...best to wait dearie ;-)
I HOPE its the beggining of something great men.
Shubby, ha ha ha you bubble bursting so and so, totally agree on the waiting.
Temite, or is it the end????????
Haha! Could be the beginning, could be the end...you'll have 2 wait to see:-)
lol... funny picture. so? more info pls!!!!!
So you almost got some???..lol..hey this is Shona u talking to..lol...hmmm if that's the case then almost doesn't count..depending on what was done...lmao...
I hope this is the beginning of something great, as its also the beginning of a new year!!!
How was ur bday hon xoxo
lol@ Almost got laid.
Keep us posted sha!
heheheheheehheeeeeeeeeeee
ALMOSt!!!!!!!!!!!!! pele o...... probably next time......lmao
how r u luv?
what are you almost getting laid for, get laid & make sure you enjoy every moment, no time for regrets...well, this end might just be the beginning of something beautiful...if not now, then later
Waiting is the key :)
But you sound really happy so happy that you're happy!
if u almost did, den it is sure to happen d next tym...
too bad sha, cos we clda gotten gist!
Hey girl it was a cut and run blog move...sorry it took you long to find me but at least you did!
LMAO @ u...almost huh??
My grandmother always says "almost doesn't kill the chicken"...
so did you kill the chicken or not?
LOL. Girl, I don't even know what to say...that's unusual for me...
It could be the beginning of the end...lol! we want full gist!
Almost bloody counts!
NigereanDramaQueen, you remind me of that song by 3 degrees
'....When will I see you again
When will our hearts beat together?
Is this my beginning
or is this the end?
When will I see you again?
oo-oo- hoo-oo
precious moments'
Geisha, lol patience is a virtue
Sho, the birthday was amazing on so many levels, I got pampered for a lifetime, almost doesnt count huuh? I guess dipping your toes in the water doesnt count as swimming.
Tigeress, yes almost lol. Reminds me of those guys who when you refuse to have sex say something ridiculous like 'i will only put the head in (as if lol)
Funms the rebirth, ha ha ha ha, where I come from (nearly twelve months of not getting laid) almost is nearly as good enough as actually.
Baroque, thanks for the encouragement ;-) If the opportunity presents itself again, I will make sure I go all the way to central station and back again.
Lolia, I AM H.A.P.P.Y !!!!!!!!!, I would love to wait, good things (orgasms) come to those who wait.
Just...Toluwa, you might be right if its the beginning, you might be wrong if its the end lol.
K, LMAO @ your grandmothers saying .....but what if i strangled the chicken into a coma, thats not dying but almost.....right?
Curvygurl, lost for words.....I was....for a few minutes...when I almost....got laid lol
Ms O, true it could, full gist coming soon.
Flabby, lol you say that with some much passion that I am convinced you have had an 'almost moment' yourself.
almost is good...sometimes almost can take you places girl!!!
lol!! so what happened for almost to happen!!! hahahahah
Actually almost counts. It does.
...no comment...hehehe
MDM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's going on!!!!!
O-M-G you have a lot of posting to do!...and you had better start asap!
Thinking of giving the neigbours a run for their money? LOL....Don't thinkh Johnny would like that.
lolllllll see all of dem 'gbeborusssssss' wetin consign una??? omoge caryy go jare :-
You're right: almost doesn't count.
I think you now have a brand new opportunity to make your decision...:)
almost bloody well counts!xx
"Almost doesn't count....." you are definitely only, that phrase should have read, "'Almost' shouldn't count....." in which case it has counted already.
A very long while....
LMAO
yes o!!! almost doesn't count.
lol@ bubble bursting so and so...don't deceive yourself o!...almost doesn't count jare...and why should it?...the pic on this post shows that he over hit it...probably chose to use a 'wood' (for long shots) instead of wating until he got to the green and using a 'putter'...or was he trying to be be versatile and clever by using an 'iron'?...tut tut...whatever the case it resulted in a 'bogie' instead of him getting the 'birdie'...which was you Miss DM!!!...LMAO
ok...what is the real story here?...is this about a birthday shag...happy belated bday btw
like i said b4 it is probably worth waiting for...*coughs*...says she that finally got laid ;-)
ok seriously...best to have no regrets especially if it could be for keeps =)
which one be almost>?!did u or did u not get laid???lol.
Almost most certainly does not count or else the world would be full of satisfied people.
NO oh, me i don't agree!
Better come back here and download this jist properly.
my dear, if you reach central station, no need to come back naa...just go from there
LMAO
LOL @ LG......why you dey call us Gbegborus, no be gist u sef come find here, ehn?
babe abeg make we hear d full story about this almost that counted enuf to inspire this post oh
Jarrai, lol true almost can take you places I have been to the moon and back.....okay correction..I have almost been to the moon and back.
Aloofar, true almost does count, at least its better than never.
Writefreak, he he he he comment please.
Sirius, girl I have soooo much to tell you just very little blogging time.
LG, girl you will have to translate that for me.
Jaycee, true its a brand new opportunity for me to make a decision.
Flabby, ha ha ha ha I see you still passionate about 'almost counting' did you also have an 'almost' expierence?
Rethots, hey you know I cant understand your 'intellectual' language, you will have to break it down for me in layman's terms.
Marjoram, ha ha ha dont burst my bubble girl.
ShubbyDoo, lmao @ over run it. I never got a birthday shag, im supposed to be celibate remember? You got shagged?????girl you have a story to tell, I demand the full details, who where when how and why lol
Miz Cynic, Did i or did i not get laid?.....I almost got laid lol
Clnmike, true that but 'almost' can also be almost satisfying.
Mizchif, lol it sooooooooooo does count.
Baroque, hopefully he wont over run central station as well lol
Rayo, will definitely come back with the full gist. Hopefully by then 'almost' will have turned into 'we did it!!!' lol.
hahahahaha....i can even comment. Okay , its not funny especially when you are yearning for it. Or was you?
no almost doesnt count *Brandy
ahh!!!!!!1 hapi birrday!!! joo..ma binu!! are we allowed to ask how old are u nw??:P mwah!! happy bday luv!!
Almost . . . doesn't kills a rat. Almost . . . doesn't gets the A's
Almost . . . doesn't shags the girl
Almost . . . doesn't count.
It seems so annoying to imagine that we try to achieve certain things and we get sooooooo close and that's it. Our attempts make no difference. I wish almost did count. It would encourage many of us to a great extent. Deep thoughts.
almost doesnt count o
but then again
it may be the beginning of beautiful things
Wish you God's speed........
So am not the only one on a mission..
Almost counts..infact right now i will take nearly almost.
Funny write up..you must tell us all the gory details and explain how the other party escaped.
note to self: invest in a pair of handcuffs
....it doesnt count...
@ Miss Definitely Maybe
I tagged you in 2 truths and 1 lie....or 1 lie and 2 truths...whichever...See my blog for a shining {but rather aberrant) example of what you're supposed to do :)
Meanwhile, it can never just be orgasms come to those who wait lol
They come to those who don't wait as well so either way...^_^
we need gist o!!!!
lol.. that was funny. more info pls
hmmm... waiting to hear what happens!?!? first time visiting, defintely a good read... ~DD
I say almost always counts and I have been delighting you with my sexcapades for months now! So by Monday when I'm on my break I expect to be enjoying my Caesar salad while reading all the details to make the dull lunch hour pass.
I'll be back....
Babes, werin happen o?
Haha what a cool post, you trying to hook us in and keep us coming back for more? Love it.
all these teasing posts!!!!! MISS DE. MAYBE!!! ah ahn... k I wish you well oh! pls wait..let him sweat hehe
What's wrong? Got laid off? Got laid like tarmac on bypass? Say what u mean. I almost won the lottery, last week, but I didn't play the lottery. Almost doesn’t count. A bit of alcohol and he'd look hot, then take advantage of the dazed situation. I want a successful conclusion; you being laid. Now, next time, you better do the deed and tell us about it or else the fish will get away for good...
are you catching a train or cab to the station?
LOLOL.
*the secret diary* ha ha ha I promise next time i will go all the way
saved girl, i know
baroque, lol at a snails pace
Miss love, i think im the one doing the sweating
Po, lol as long as you hooked
Laughter, I almost got laid
Bondgirl, yes almost definitely does count
Discombulated Diva, thanks for passing by, dont be a stranger.
IDK, thanks for the birthday wishes, now where is the present lol?
Geebee, yes it does count
Oyin, Brandy who lol? almost counts 'Queen Latifah'
Ibiluv, God's speed indeed. Amen to that.
Seamstress, yeah I should invest in a pair of running shoes so that he wont get away next time.
Kabi-Osi, Yes it does.
Lolia, thanks for the tag hun
Exschoolnerd, lol patience is a virtue
Aijay, details coming soon
lol..talk about being elusive..
almost. Uh oh someone stepping they game up I see. Next time remember the ball goes in the hole. I'm talking bout your golf picture of course. lmao.
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