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MY MOTHER'S CHILD

'I live in a space inside my head,a cluttered space crammed with random thoughts about life, love and the struggle of being a 27yr old african woman trying to 'find' herself but losing her self in the process.I always vowed when I was growing up that I would do things differently from my mother. As the years have gone by I find myself modelling my life on the woman I thought I wasn't strong enough to become,'(If you ever have the chance to meet my mother even once, to be given the chance to be half the woman my mother is, you will know that you have been truly blessed) Finally I have had to embrace the fact, that I'm nothing but My Mother's Child....

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Almost Doesn't Count ..........



This past weekend, I almost got laid..........

BUT


Almost Doesn't Count, Right?????

well in this instance



WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



the END.



or is this........................




the beginning...............

57 comments:

Shubby Doo said...

ALMOST...HAHAHAHHA....almost doesn't count

p.s
er..erm...*coughs*...I am sure it is just the start of something beautiful...best to wait dearie ;-)

Temite said...

I HOPE its the beggining of something great men.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

Shubby, ha ha ha you bubble bursting so and so, totally agree on the waiting.

Temite, or is it the end????????

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Haha! Could be the beginning, could be the end...you'll have 2 wait to see:-)

geisha said...

lol... funny picture. so? more info pls!!!!!

ShonaVixen said...

So you almost got some???..lol..hey this is Shona u talking to..lol...hmmm if that's the case then almost doesn't count..depending on what was done...lmao...
I hope this is the beginning of something great, as its also the beginning of a new year!!!
How was ur bday hon xoxo

Tigeress said...

lol@ Almost got laid.

Keep us posted sha!

Funms-the rebirth said...

heheheheheehheeeeeeeeeeee

ALMOSt!!!!!!!!!!!!! pele o...... probably next time......lmao
how r u luv?

bArOquE said...

what are you almost getting laid for, get laid & make sure you enjoy every moment, no time for regrets...well, this end might just be the beginning of something beautiful...if not now, then later

Lolia said...

Waiting is the key :)

But you sound really happy so happy that you're happy!

Just...Toluwa said...

if u almost did, den it is sure to happen d next tym...

too bad sha, cos we clda gotten gist!

K said...

Hey girl it was a cut and run blog move...sorry it took you long to find me but at least you did!

LMAO @ u...almost huh??

My grandmother always says "almost doesn't kill the chicken"...

so did you kill the chicken or not?

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

LOL. Girl, I don't even know what to say...that's unusual for me...

Ms.O said...

It could be the beginning of the end...lol! we want full gist!

flabby said...

Almost bloody counts!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

NigereanDramaQueen, you remind me of that song by 3 degrees
'....When will I see you again
When will our hearts beat together?
Is this my beginning
or is this the end?
When will I see you again?
oo-oo- hoo-oo
precious moments'

Geisha, lol patience is a virtue

Sho, the birthday was amazing on so many levels, I got pampered for a lifetime, almost doesnt count huuh? I guess dipping your toes in the water doesnt count as swimming.

Tigeress, yes almost lol. Reminds me of those guys who when you refuse to have sex say something ridiculous like 'i will only put the head in (as if lol)

Funms the rebirth, ha ha ha ha, where I come from (nearly twelve months of not getting laid) almost is nearly as good enough as actually.

Baroque, thanks for the encouragement ;-) If the opportunity presents itself again, I will make sure I go all the way to central station and back again.

Lolia, I AM H.A.P.P.Y !!!!!!!!!, I would love to wait, good things (orgasms) come to those who wait.

Just...Toluwa, you might be right if its the beginning, you might be wrong if its the end lol.

K, LMAO @ your grandmothers saying .....but what if i strangled the chicken into a coma, thats not dying but almost.....right?

Curvygurl, lost for words.....I was....for a few minutes...when I almost....got laid lol

Ms O, true it could, full gist coming soon.

Flabby, lol you say that with some much passion that I am convinced you have had an 'almost moment' yourself.

Jarrai said...

almost is good...sometimes almost can take you places girl!!!

lol!! so what happened for almost to happen!!! hahahahah

AlooFar said...

Actually almost counts. It does.

Writefreak said...

...no comment...hehehe

~Sirius~ said...

MDM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's going on!!!!!

O-M-G you have a lot of posting to do!...and you had better start asap!

Thinking of giving the neigbours a run for their money? LOL....Don't thinkh Johnny would like that.

LG said...

lolllllll see all of dem 'gbeborusssssss' wetin consign una??? omoge caryy go jare :-

Jaycee said...

You're right: almost doesn't count.

I think you now have a brand new opportunity to make your decision...:)

flabby said...

almost bloody well counts!xx

rethots said...

"Almost doesn't count....." you are definitely only, that phrase should have read, "'Almost' shouldn't count....." in which case it has counted already.

A very long while....

Marjoram said...

LMAO
yes o!!! almost doesn't count.

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Shubby Doo said...

lol@ bubble bursting so and so...don't deceive yourself o!...almost doesn't count jare...and why should it?...the pic on this post shows that he over hit it...probably chose to use a 'wood' (for long shots) instead of wating until he got to the green and using a 'putter'...or was he trying to be be versatile and clever by using an 'iron'?...tut tut...whatever the case it resulted in a 'bogie' instead of him getting the 'birdie'...which was you Miss DM!!!...LMAO

ok...what is the real story here?...is this about a birthday shag...happy belated bday btw

like i said b4 it is probably worth waiting for...*coughs*...says she that finally got laid ;-)

ok seriously...best to have no regrets especially if it could be for keeps =)

miz-cynic said...

which one be almost>?!did u or did u not get laid???lol.

clnmike said...

Almost most certainly does not count or else the world would be full of satisfied people.

mizchif said...

NO oh, me i don't agree!

Better come back here and download this jist properly.

bArOquE said...

my dear, if you reach central station, no need to come back naa...just go from there
LMAO

~Sirius~ said...

LOL @ LG......why you dey call us Gbegborus, no be gist u sef come find here, ehn?

rayo said...

babe abeg make we hear d full story about this almost that counted enuf to inspire this post oh

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

Jarrai, lol true almost can take you places I have been to the moon and back.....okay correction..I have almost been to the moon and back.

Aloofar, true almost does count, at least its better than never.

Writefreak, he he he he comment please.

Sirius, girl I have soooo much to tell you just very little blogging time.

LG, girl you will have to translate that for me.

Jaycee, true its a brand new opportunity for me to make a decision.

Flabby, ha ha ha ha I see you still passionate about 'almost counting' did you also have an 'almost' expierence?

Rethots, hey you know I cant understand your 'intellectual' language, you will have to break it down for me in layman's terms.

Marjoram, ha ha ha dont burst my bubble girl.

ShubbyDoo, lmao @ over run it. I never got a birthday shag, im supposed to be celibate remember? You got shagged?????girl you have a story to tell, I demand the full details, who where when how and why lol

Miz Cynic, Did i or did i not get laid?.....I almost got laid lol

Clnmike, true that but 'almost' can also be almost satisfying.

Mizchif, lol it sooooooooooo does count.

Baroque, hopefully he wont over run central station as well lol

Rayo, will definitely come back with the full gist. Hopefully by then 'almost' will have turned into 'we did it!!!' lol.

Oyin said...

hahahahaha....i can even comment. Okay , its not funny especially when you are yearning for it. Or was you?


no almost doesnt count *Brandy

IDK said...

ahh!!!!!!1 hapi birrday!!! joo..ma binu!! are we allowed to ask how old are u nw??:P mwah!! happy bday luv!!

Geebee said...

Almost . . . doesn't kills a rat. Almost . . . doesn't gets the A's
Almost . . . doesn't shags the girl
Almost . . . doesn't count.
It seems so annoying to imagine that we try to achieve certain things and we get sooooooo close and that's it. Our attempts make no difference. I wish almost did count. It would encourage many of us to a great extent. Deep thoughts.

ibiluv said...

almost doesnt count o

but then again

it may be the beginning of beautiful things

Wish you God's speed........

seamstress said...

So am not the only one on a mission..

Almost counts..infact right now i will take nearly almost.

Funny write up..you must tell us all the gory details and explain how the other party escaped.

note to self: invest in a pair of handcuffs

Kabi-Osi Edumare said...

....it doesnt count...

Lolia said...

@ Miss Definitely Maybe

I tagged you in 2 truths and 1 lie....or 1 lie and 2 truths...whichever...See my blog for a shining {but rather aberrant) example of what you're supposed to do :)

Meanwhile, it can never just be orgasms come to those who wait lol
They come to those who don't wait as well so either way...^_^

exschoolnerd said...

we need gist o!!!!

Aijay said...

lol.. that was funny. more info pls

Discombobulated Diva said...

hmmm... waiting to hear what happens!?!? first time visiting, defintely a good read... ~DD

Bondgirl said...

I say almost always counts and I have been delighting you with my sexcapades for months now! So by Monday when I'm on my break I expect to be enjoying my Caesar salad while reading all the details to make the dull lunch hour pass.

I'll be back....

Laughter said...

Babes, werin happen o?

po said...

Haha what a cool post, you trying to hook us in and keep us coming back for more? Love it.

MissLove said...

all these teasing posts!!!!! MISS DE. MAYBE!!! ah ahn... k I wish you well oh! pls wait..let him sweat hehe

•TheSecretDiary• said...

What's wrong? Got laid off? Got laid like tarmac on bypass? Say what u mean. I almost won the lottery, last week, but I didn't play the lottery. Almost doesn’t count. A bit of alcohol and he'd look hot, then take advantage of the dazed situation. I want a successful conclusion; you being laid. Now, next time, you better do the deed and tell us about it or else the fish will get away for good...

bArOquE said...

are you catching a train or cab to the station?

Saved Girl said...

LOLOL.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

*the secret diary* ha ha ha I promise next time i will go all the way

saved girl, i know

baroque, lol at a snails pace

Miss love, i think im the one doing the sweating

Po, lol as long as you hooked

Laughter, I almost got laid

Bondgirl, yes almost definitely does count

Discombulated Diva, thanks for passing by, dont be a stranger.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

IDK, thanks for the birthday wishes, now where is the present lol?

Geebee, yes it does count

Oyin, Brandy who lol? almost counts 'Queen Latifah'

Ibiluv, God's speed indeed. Amen to that.

Seamstress, yeah I should invest in a pair of running shoes so that he wont get away next time.

Kabi-Osi, Yes it does.

Lolia, thanks for the tag hun

Exschoolnerd, lol patience is a virtue

Aijay, details coming soon

Buttercup said...

lol..talk about being elusive..

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Brothers Blog said...

almost. Uh oh someone stepping they game up I see. Next time remember the ball goes in the hole. I'm talking bout your golf picture of course. lmao.